My Goat is Missing

Boom boom.

2011-11-03T10:06:48.374-07:00

Boom boom.

You're not far off the consensus. Quite a numb...

2011-06-20T04:48:56.463-07:00

You're not far off the consensus. Quite a number of my followers would like me gagged.

Where do you think these things up? Have you ever ...

2011-06-20T03:25:24.690-07:00

Where do you think these things up? Have you ever considered writing gags for stand-up comedians?

Hats off to you Doug. Oops! Sorry! What a tit!

2011-05-16T13:18:03.832-07:00

Hats off to you Doug. Oops! Sorry! What a tit!

You'd feel a tit for doing that.

2011-05-16T08:59:46.689-07:00

You'd feel a tit for doing that.

I can't find the words to express how I feel a...

2011-04-20T06:35:03.509-07:00

I can't find the words to express how I feel about Handwriting expert But your little paragraph really said what I can't. I am a HUGE fanatic of Handwriting analyst experts preferably from ancestors and it's always a treat when one is found that is Handwriting analysis . Those I cherish the most. They are priceless.

Forget the McIlroy boy, Peter - it's the Aussi...

2011-04-14T05:52:00.924-07:00

Forget the McIlroy boy, Peter - it's the Aussies we should be praising.

Why? Cos they did they both damn near won it.

It wasn't great Scott and Jason's day - they were pipped by some freakish brilliance one hole behind them - but they had me cheering 'em up the 18th. Aussie Aussie Aussie!

Sorry Jeremy. First deadline I've ever missed!...

2011-04-08T12:23:52.984-07:00

Sorry Jeremy. First deadline I've ever missed! Maybe should have held it back until next April. With the West's ineptitude, I reckon he'll still be clinging to power.

Would have made a good April fool. You do like pla...

2011-04-06T03:03:03.203-07:00

Would have made a good April fool. You do like playing with words, don't you?

It's actually an unmanned American drone. Grea...

2011-03-18T12:30:40.037-07:00

It's actually an unmanned American drone. Great decoy, don't you think?

What's this? A fly in the no-fly zone. Flymin ...

2011-03-18T12:03:32.102-07:00

What's this? A fly in the no-fly zone. Flymin hell!

This post made me quaver with excitement.

2011-02-22T06:24:12.185-08:00

This post made me quaver with excitement.

I don't believe they should have been infront ...

2011-01-14T06:13:30.740-08:00

I don't believe they should have been infront of the camera for so long any how! http://www.lynnaluvers.com

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffin_crossing

2010-11-19T09:43:57.883-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffin_crossing

Early morning power walk? It used to be a run or ...

2010-06-30T14:35:43.693-07:00

Early morning power walk? It used to be a run or mega cycle. Don't say you're slipping down to my activity level, Peter. I'll order you a cardigan and slippers for Christmas!

I have to agree about the English, though.

Richard

err... you do know that it's not illegal for a...

2010-06-30T09:05:37.197-07:00

err... you do know that it's not illegal for a pedestrian to cross the road whenever they please? Just cars.

There's a reason for that.

A person is a nimble thing that can leap out of the way if something unexpected happens.
A car is two tons of lumbering steel that takes several seconds to change direction.
See, it was only after we had cars that traffic lights became necessary to protect the pedestrian from the car. The car does not need protecting from the pedestrian.

In our next lesson, we will see how it isn't necessary to protect guns from being damaged by bulletproof vests.

...or the Guardian 'di'Peter? Stuart

2010-06-30T08:22:46.273-07:00

...or the Guardian 'di'Peter?
Stuart

The idea's new. Admittedly, I recycled the car...

2010-04-18T06:02:38.612-07:00

The idea's new. Admittedly, I recycled the cartoon. Thought you would appreciate such parsimony!

Pete I know Dundee is Recycling City but isn'...

2010-04-17T09:14:35.066-07:00

Pete

I know Dundee is Recycling City but isn't this going a bit too far with making use of old ideas?

I wouldn't like to be in his position, he'...

2010-02-25T10:56:19.610-08:00

I wouldn't like to be in his position, he'll have his work cut out trying to 'peddle' that brand of car to the public...

Amen.

2010-02-23T08:23:26.373-08:00

Amen.

If only it was a case of a bit more Te Deum and a ...

2010-02-23T06:10:34.094-08:00

If only it was a case of a bit more Te Deum and a bit less Te Dious, I might worship you more, Pete.

If I were to make assumptions as irrational as you...

2010-02-22T15:54:43.618-08:00

If I were to make assumptions as irrational as your own, then am I to conclude that you regard me as the Pontiff on the grounds that I pontificate?
Bless you, Dickie!

So Pete Does all this political comment mean you&...

2010-02-22T12:08:02.431-08:00

So Pete

Does all this political comment mean you're actually going to break the habit and get off your butt to vote in the election when it comes or are you going to spend the next thirteen years like the last thirteen complaining about the sitting government which you did nothing to elect or prevent from being elected?

Maybe those who don't participate shouldn't pontificate.

Is your brain cooking or just your keyboard?

2010-02-17T01:53:14.215-08:00

Is your brain cooking or just your keyboard?