This summer I made hundreds and thousands!

Nothing goes better with ice-cream.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Too sedentary a lifestyle. Hence his epithet.
Well, at least he could look back on a 'great autumn'.

I saw three ships

Okay, that's enough naval gazing.

Spring has sprung!

It's about time I got a new bed.

Call yourself a Barber?

What's going on? A Barber not in favour of cuts?
Well, that's the case with Brendan Barber, General Secretary of the TUC, an organisation that reads CUT backwards.
Come on Brendan, you'll soon be telling us to vote for Whigs.

I SWEAR!

Either I have Tourettes or things really DO get my goat.
I'll let you know in a tic.