Snow is like life...if you get my drift

I watch my feet in case I slip
This snow can be a farce
The moment that you lose your grip
You end up on your arse.

Donald Trump is a beefcake

But only insofar as a beefcake is dripping with money.

Whoever designed the suit of armour must have thought it would be alright on the knight

I recognize the handwriting on all my hate mail

Maybe I've taken this self-loathing a little too far.

Some MP's lack transparency while others you can see right through.

On average, they are a bunch of shysters.

My blog is a massive hit in the Spanish speaking world...

...ever since I recommended it to Juan and Ol.

Climate change. The evidence.

I wandered lonely as a cloud.
Not any more you don't.