Tuesday, 16 September 2014

The bee is such a complex creature
With complexity in every feature.
Surely we can do much better
Than name it after a single letter.

Thursday, 11 September 2014

Pinocchio Politics

With every lie, the nose grows longer. Then, on the18th September, the big face-off.
Let's cut off our nose to spite our face.

Monday, 2 June 2014

It can get quite messy!

I hold in awe the humble egg.
I admire its versatility.
I'd even get on my knees to beg
If I didn't have the egg's fragility.
You must admit the simple egg is really quite impressive,
But don't forget it can all go wrong if you try to get too possessive.

Friday, 30 May 2014

A blue Doo!

A pigeon sat upon my hat
It's efforts I had thwarted
I'd stuck a plug where the sun don't  shine
So the poo of the doo was aborted.

Peddling piffle!

I'm prone to getting on my bike,
But am not prone when upon it.
I then pedal with all my might,
Until I'm prone. Doggone it!

A debt break?

The banks are always losing money
The country's in a mess
Let's have more bank holidays
So our debts will then be less.