A short sharp sentence

There are two types of people who visit police stations. Those with blankets over their heads and those without.

Happily, on my visit to the local station last week, I was without a blanket.

It seems, however, I was not without a blank expression.

"Can I help you, Sir?"

"Yes, can you tell me where the public meeting room is please?"

"Just go into the lift and press button four."

The Dundee accent is not the easiest to translate into English and so I understood the instruction to be "...go into the lift and press bottom floor".

Hopefully I'll be out by Monday.