Don't you just hate it when people take you for a fool? Well more fool them.
I know a chap - who is but one among many - who likes to impress with all that he says and all that he does. But that counts as nothing when compared to what he says he does.
And when it comes to who he claims to know, then he knows no bounds.
There's not a mover or shaker who he has not just spoken to, or golfed with, or dined with or bored the bloody pants off!
But I've rumbled him. I now know exactly when he is talking tosh - his lips are moving.
I also know the etymology of movers and shakers.
One sight of him, you begin to shake, then quickly move.
Not unlike the collywobbles.
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