On behalf of Eurostar, I would like to apologise for their apology.
The tunnel might have been completed a few years ago, yet Eurostar are still digging.
And they’ve struck cold.
So cold, in fact, their trains can’t deal with the “fluffier snow”.
What a load of claptrap.
When Eurostar say “only travel when it is absolutely necessary”, what they really mean is: if you want to get there for Christmas, you’ll be quicker by donkey.
All wise men know that much.