A pimple in history pimping for her husband

Ever since the day that Fergie was caught on camera purportedly getting her toe sucked by her financial adviser, I knew we had a problem.

I say 'purportedly' because my suspicion is that there was more blowing than sucking going on.

You see, the Fergie that we all know and love (to hate) is no more than an inflatable doll.

She is not just an airhead, she is all air.

But inflation is the least of her problems.

Spending is her biggest.

Fergie has blown a fair bit herself.

In fact, she is a microcosm* of Britain PLC.

It's just a matter of time before the News of the World entraps Cameron and Clegg in some seedy hotel room giving their 'all' for our country.

Despite this momentary lapse that has spanned Fergie's life, the newspaper was keen to point out that there is nothing to suggest a lack of judgement on Prince Andrew's part.

Oh yeah?

Who married Fergie?

*I withdraw my reference above describing Fergie as a microcosm lest it be construed as misrepresentation.