You might need to work on that headline as it falls a bit short of my usual standard, but that's just the point.
I was approached by someone in the High Street (a most unfortunate street name in this case) who greeted me in the time-honoured way.
"Hello, hello, hello."
Who said that?
It was a five foot tall policeman. His 'headline' also fell a little short.
Even the PC's have gone PC.
Not only are they looking younger, they are actually getting smaller.
Maybe they should consider a new recruiting campaign:
We don't discriminate, we only discriminalate.