The Daily Mail, that is.
Open it any day of the week and you will find a miraculous cure for one medical condition or another.
From flat feet to curvature of the spine, from feeling the blues to squeezing blackheads and from a failing memory to that other condition that begins with a 'p'. Oh yes, incontinence.
Sometimes I think the Daily Mail is taking the proverbial p#*s.
That's why I choose to spend my recommended daily allowance on The Beano.