On the chest of a barmaid I knew
Was a highly distinctive tattoo.
It seemed to suggest
That if gently caressed
She'd oblige with her own Special Brew.
The recent big freeze has merely served to underline one of the big problems with Britain.
We are risk averse.
For the last few weeks, kids have been playing happily on the ice. That was until Health and Safety officials intervened.
You can't do this and you can't do that and, if you do need to go to hospital, you can't because it is full of sick people.
But none so sick as the fools that are running our Health and Safety executive.