Surely RMJM are not serious....?
The architects who were complicit in building our Scottish Parliament at Holyrood, a memorial to one of the most shameful episodes in our history, have appointed Fred Goodwin as goodwill ambassador.
When even architects don't know where to draw the line, we have a problem.
As for Fred - who we know is drawing a decent pension - what is he thinking about?
Alright, it has been a severe winter and Fred probably isn't quite old enough to qualify for cold weather payments, but hell would need to freeze over before he had to sit up and take notice of a heating bill...or indeed, take the blame for his misdemeanours.